???: Yeah...now can i get dat dick?
me: idk u have 2 pay me. I'm pretty expensive
???: I'll pay you 6 inches... Jk only 4
me: Um i have bills 2 pay. I need $$$$ broke ass nigga
???: Do you know who i am?
me: Ya ur tyrone. Get yo shit together before texting me
???: who iz u?
me: Shutup you know who i am
???: No i dont i forgot lolololol
me: Then why are you texting me
???: Uh dude who is this lol
me: Who wants to know
???: Eric
me: Eric what
???: Olsen now who is this?
me: Gyeongbae. Eric why are you texting me
???: cuz i wanna fuk u
me: I told you I'm expensive
100% sure its not eric olsen
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