United NAtions

I played Risk with Steven Wang and Jacob Godwin today.

They suck at diplomacy.

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Me: “Hey Jacob, I gave you a city bonus so don’t attack Australia.”

Jacob: “Ok.”

Then he attacks Australia.

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Steven: “Hey Jacob lets kill Gyeongbae.”

Jacob: “Ok”

-10 minutes later-

Steven: “Hey Gyeongbae, truce?”

Me: “No fuck you Steven.”